Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka

: dr_volz; September 23rd, 2015

Zdravsvui Druh! Ya sdelal kurs "Zaryadka Every Day with Dr. Volz".

V Russia ludi delay zaryadka? America, Canada i Australia delaet "Zaryadka Every Day with Dr. Volz"!
I ochen lubyat Dr. Volz. I govoryat spasibo mister Volz. Ya pridumal prisyadka especially for russian people.

I posledny: "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz". Etot ochen ochen horoshy! Teper i vtoroe chast

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About odin Russian Bogach

: dr_volz; November 22nd, 17:10

Bylo zima and ochen silny holodny and sneg. And sugrob! Etot bylo ochen silny long and temno! Mnogo Russian People use alcohol and nothing to do. And terpelo. Skuchny and Net interesny waiting for spring for posevnaya.

But odin Russian Chelovek - Sergey Toporov Net imeet skuchat! Vesely, Zdorov and imeet bogatoe house and all mebel from Ikea. And internet! And pokupaet bolshoe lodka for mozhno plavaet and spit in! And krasivy wife!

Pochemu Takoe? Mnogo Russian People zavidovat to Etot! And try to delaet some Net polezny for Etot razumny Chelovek. But Etot net imeet uspeh, and Sergey Toporov bogach&zdorov!

"Sergey Toporov delaet Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS - Etot ponyatny, but pochemu Takoe uspeh?", - dumaet nerazumny part of Russian People. "Etot - est glupy and Net polezny! But pochemu Etot rabotaet?", - dumaet Russian People Takoe. And zavidovat. And use alcohol more. And prodolzhit Net verit v polezny of Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS.

Nastupilo vesna. Sergey Toporov sdelal posevnaya more bystro than all Russian People and imeet time to poydet to Moscow and Kazan, meet Dr.Volz and pouchit & Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek And samodelny VHS-machine JVC. And poydet to Ikea and kupit samoe dorogoe divan!

Ostalnoe people s bolshoe slozhny prodolzhaet delaet posevnaya. And zavidovat:
1. Gde Etot brat mnogo free time?
2. Pochemu bogach?
3. Mnogo mebel from Ikea!
4. Pochemu Etot delaet glupy Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS? Etot Net serious for vzrosly Chelovek!
5. Gde bral Dekorativny krasivy Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek(2)?
6. Gde bral dengi na dorogoe VHS-machine?
7. Pochemu Net use alcohol with us all zima?

A Sergey Toporov postavil krasivoe divan to svoe lodka and uplyt to lovit fish.

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ZIMA. VHS time.

: dr_volz; November 17th, 3:53

Ya hochet skazhet about ZIMA. Etot uzhe tut!
Teper time to delaet VHS-MACHINE samodelny!
Etot nado for use "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS".
(Etot posledny for "chelovek NET pomnit about Takoe")

Net bud lazy! Bogach&Zdorov waiting for Ty!
And Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek!

Vsem rasskazyvaesh pro Dr.Volz and "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"!
Nado rasskazyvaesh very silny mnogo Russian People(friends and drugoe) for Etot and Etot uspevaet delaet easy VHS-machine!

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People&Cities. Infinity Smysl of Bogach&Zdorov.

: dr_volz; November 13th, 19:05

Zdravstvui! My friend polozhit series of pictures on svoe site. Etot ochen ponrafilos Ya!
Ya podobrat some pictures for my own series of photos.
Ya nazyvat Etot series "People&Cities. Infinity Smysl of Bogach&Zdorov".
Tut raznoe, but imeet ochen silny mnogo smysl together only!

Etot sport.

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Next rasskaz

: dr_volz; November 9th, 17:07

Net secret for all:
Some people - govorit,
Some people - delaet.

About Govorit and Delaet

Zhit v Russia dva chelovek Sergey and Alexey. Etot and Etot lubit odin prekrasny girl - Zoya.

Sergey bylo chelovek dela.
- Ya poedet far far away and prinosit Volshebny Prekrasny Predmet for Zoya, - skazhet Sergey and uehat za Takoe.

Alexey bylo lazy chelovek and sidit v svoe dom and dumaet:
- Ya poedet za Takoe for Zoya too!
But Alexey bylo too lazy and Net poehat.
- Ya napishet some prekrasny poetry for Zoya! - dumaet Alexey.
But smotrit VHS-machine and net imeet time na Takoe.

Sergey puteshestvovat mnogo time and naiti Volshebny Prekrasny Predmet, but ochen silny polubit Etot predmet and ostavit Takoe sebe.

Alexey all Etot time sidit v svoe dom and smotrit VHS. One time Alexey meet girl much more prekrasny than Zoya and zhenitsya on Etot for nothing to do and smotrit VHS together!

A Zoya sdelalos zhena for Nikolay Alexeev.

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Otvet na proshloe post

: dr_volz; November 9th, 14:48

Etot Village bylo ochen bedny and tut privozit trash from all Russia.
Etot bylo polezny SPAM kotoroe Net nado for glupy part of Russian People and vybrasyavaet Takoe to trash.
Trash privozit v stary village and one box with SPAM somebody prinosit to forest. And odin stary, cherstvy, plosky Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek for podderzhaet horoshee forma.

Nikolay Alexeev nahodit Takoe and nachinat rabotaet hard all zima.
On sobiraet dengi for bilet to Moscow v leto, meet Dr.Volz, poluchat VHS-machine, Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek, my new kurs "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka 2 with Dr.Volz on VHS" and delaetsya bogach&zdorov!

Etot easy!

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Polezny rasskaz

: dr_volz; November 5th, 1:20

Zdravstvui! Ya nachinaet pishet mnogo malenki rasskaz. Etot budet net Takoe prosto, but ochen ponyatny!
Ya dumaet, Rasskaz - Etot better for ponimaet Russian People.
Bud umny - chitaet ochen silny vnimatelny for ponimaet about and poluchat mnogo polezny!
Delaetsya more umny and gotov!

Sergey Viktorovich and Nikolay Alexeev

Sergey Viktorovich sidit v dom and imeet nothing to delaet. Etot skuchny and Net interesny, but Sergey Viktorovich otdyhat because rabotaet mnogo time. Etot - vyhodnoe. Sergey Viktorovich est mnogo Net polezny eda. Etot ustaly and Net poluchaet interesny, but imeet povezlo: horoshy rabota and dengi na eda. Kogda net rabota, Sergey Viktorovich imeet nothing to delaet. Sergey Viktorovich zhit v Moskva and tolsty, but imeet dostatok.

V odin vyhodnoy day Sergey Viktorovich ochen silny povezlo poluchaet odin polezny SPAM, but Sergey Viktorovich skazhet NET for prochitaet and dumaet about. Sergey Viktorovich vybrosit polezny SPAM and delaetsya zloy cherez Etot.

- SPAM - Net polezny! - skazhet Tak.
- Etot for glupy and Net for Vzrosly Chelovek! Ya Serious, Vazhny and Otdyhaet after vazhy dolzhnost!
skazhet Takoe and poyti v otdyhaet.

Nikolay Alexeev Net imeet rabota. Etot delaet physical zaryadka every day and imeet horoshy forma, but ne ochen silny because Etot net pomeschaetsya v graphic. Nikolay Alexeev zhit v stary village and imeet malo znaet about razlichny. On bedny, but bodry. Nikolay Alexeev Net poluchaet polezny SPAM cherez ochen silny bedny and Net znaet all polezny of Etot. V Etot stary village SPAM NET imeet vozmozhny dostavka. Ochen stary.

V odin day Nikolay Alexeev poyti v forest za griby for eda. Nikolay Alexeev ochen silny mnogo lubit svezhy oxygen, zima, Russian nature, Russian forest and griby for eda.

V forest horosho! Tut mnogo zveri. And Etot lubit Nikolay Alexeev za dobry character and horoshee forma. Nikolay Alexeev lubit Etot zveri too. And birds! Mnogo oxygen and polezny around!

- Etot forest ochen horoshy - skazhet Nikolay Alexeev and sdelat deep vzdoh.
- Tut prostorny!

Nikolay Alexeev smotret around and vidit SOMETHING v kust. Etot vozmozhny opasny, but Nikolay Alexeev NET imeet strah completely! And horoshy physical forma! Nikolay Alexeev take Etot, nesti v svoe izba and begin to use ponaznacheniyu every day.

After odin year - Nikolay Alexeev delaetsya bogach and priehat zhit v Moskva! Horoshy Rabota, dostatok, Zdorov and General Director nad Sergey Viktorovich. Ne tolsty!

Teper Ya sprashivaet Ty:
KAKOE ETOT NAHODIT NIKOLAY ALEXEEV IN FOREST V PROSHLY YEAR?
If Ty chitaet rasskaz vnimatelny and umny - Ty smozhet davat pravilny otvet na Etot.
Nagrada za pravilnoe otvet - 1 Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™.

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Nado Tak!

: dr_volz; November 2nd, 17:56

Today prinosit ochen silny mnogo udivitelny and mnogo surprises for Ya! Etot vrode sensation!
V Etot slozhny poverit, but Ya vidit svoy eyes that: First Russian Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™ bylo sdelano!
Etot bylo sdelan without Spiritual Prisyadka and VHS-support completely!
Ya vidit that Etot budet rabotaet like nastoyaschy Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™!
Ty mozhet net verit Ya? Ya mozhet dokazyvaet Takoe:

xenopus

Vot Takoe! Teper verit? Etot est first lastochka, but ochen poluchilos! Teper Ya ponimaet - SPAM (Dr.Volz edition) est ochen silny mnogo polezny! Ya budet delaet Takoe more!

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Net Tak!

: dr_volz; October 31st, 19:56

Etot picture prislat my uchenik. On bylo imeet dosada and aktivny position about Etot NET horosho for "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™" and for all Russian People!

Etot sample of "Net racionalny" and "Net kak Etot nado" use of "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™"!
If Russian People tak delaet with Etot, Etot NET budet polezny for Russian People! V next year Ya budet podrobny rasskazat about kak Russian People mozhet use "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™" bezopasny and ekonomny! Also Ya budet delaet glava v my book about Etot problemm.

Etot:
1. Lezhit without prismotr (na vidu)
2. Gryazny!
3. Ploski!
4. Net akkuratny!
5. Look kak Plohoe!
6. Podalshe Polozhish - Poblizhe Vozmyosh!

(Vozmozhny Etot est fake)

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Annual Bulletin

: dr_volz; October 31st, 17:51

"Laboratory of Zdorov, Zaryadka, Bogach and poznay Youself" opyat opublikovat "Annual Bulletin" with Pravda about Russian People.
(Etot opyat poluchilos, vopreki intrigue of NET PRAVDA DELAET POLITICS and FUNDAMENTALISTS)

33,4 percent of half Russian People - imeet cherny skin or potomki of Eti
14,8 - Kitaets
22,7 - Indeets
Others Udmurt, Muslim and Sery - imeet neopredelenny genny sklad.
Posledny part zhit v nedostupny places, Net imeet samostoyatelny podvizhny, Net imeet reaction na Spiritual Prisyadka and Net znaet about KAK USE VHS and MNOGO POLEZNY OF ETOT. Etot malo proizoshlo ot some NOT-SPIRITUAL PRIMATES.

Etot est real pravda about Russian People, wich Dr.Volz pomogaet with doctrine "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka".

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Pomogaet (first step)

: dr_volz; October 28th, 21:24

Ya net budet teryaet time and right now Ya begin to podgotovit Russian People k vstrecha with Ya v next year.

1 Step - Etot budet izbavit Razumny chast of Russian People ot odin iz opasny national disease - CHIREY!
Nosit Takoe (more than 1) est nevospitanny neobrazovanny and nekulturny.

Etot (more than 1) nado udalyaet cherez aktivny nagibanie vpered and dumaet about horosho and NET dumaet about ETOT! Etot first.
Potom nado gluboko dyshit(mnogo time), smotrit, slyshit and dumaet about some polezny (VHS for example).
And NET mozhno trogaet ETOT or nado chistit tvoe hand with special poroshok (Ya rasskazhet about later).
Nado povtoryaet Takoe all zima every day (Weekend too. Mozhno malo otdyhaet v Christmas and Maslenitsa).

And next Year Ty budet vstrechaet Dr.Volz without Etot (or with 1 only). And Maly Deti too!

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About PRAVDA and NET Takoe

: dr_volz; October 26th, 2:54

Zdravstvui!

Etot izvestny for all: My journal bylo suspended NET CHESTNY and WITHOUT SKAZHET RANO ABOUT!
Ya net znaet zachem exactly, but Ya dumaet Etot poluchaetsya was cherez Ya skazhet PRAVDA all time about all! And NET Boyatsya! Ya bylo rasskazhet PRAVDA Russian People about VHS and "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"!
Etot Net bylo horosho for nekotory! And Etot Nekotory delaet NET PRAVDA about PRAVDA of VHS, "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" and Dr.Volz! Skazhi Ya kto Takoe sdelaet if znaet about Etot. Ya net imeet obizhaetsya v Etot! Etot for znaet about only. If skazhet Takoe - budet poluchaet 2 "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" instead 0 or 1. Net nado boyatsya Takoe russian vzrosly strashny chelovek, nado verit Ya and poluchat 2 "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek"!

WARNING: If Ty znaet Takoe NET PRAVDA about Ya - NET verit Etot vzrosly chelovek, but govorit Ya about!(2 "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" stoit Takoe)
POMNIT: "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" waiting for Ty! Etot 100 only! Nado byt loyalty VHS and Dr.Volz Net zabyvaet about!
ALSO POMNIT: If kotory vzrosly chelovek skazat NET PRAVDA about Dr.Volz, nado skazhet Takoe: NET TAK! Etot polezny! And Takoe: "Ty Net znaet about polza of VHS? Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS Etot znachit for Ty? Ty hochet Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek? Need VHS!"

Now Ya imeet Takoe journal: http://lj.rossia.org/users/richard_volz/ (Etot for Vsegda byt!)
And Takoe: http://dr-volz.livejournal.com/ (Etot for udobny)

Mozhno pishet v Etot and Etot takzhe! Etot net razlichny!

Dr.Volz

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I am!!!

: dr_volz; October 22nd, 16:00

Ya zhiv!

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Dva Opinions

: dr_volz; October 21st, 19:49

Zdravstvui!
Tut Ya ppedstavlyaet dva razlichny opinions about Dr.Volz and "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS".
Odin opinion pravilny, polezny and horoshy.
Drugoe opinion NET horoshy, oshibka, nepravilno and vredny!

Vot takoe opinions (mozhno nazhimaet na Etot and Etot for uznaet about):

1. OCHEN SILNY PRAVILNY! and 2. SOVSEM NET PRAVILNY!

Kakoe opinion pohozh na tvoe? Nado sdelaet pravilny vybiraet! If Ty somivaetsya, feel free to sprashivaet Ya about! Ya budet otvechaet pravda only! Net mozhno pereputaet! Nado vidit raznitsa and budet BDITELNY!

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About net sovsem polezny and net nado of zolotoe metall!

: dr_volz; October 20th, 19:55

Etot no surprise for most Umny People: zolotoe metall sovset net polezny for sovremenny razumny chelovek! Especially if Etot use "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS"!

First Rule of Uspeshny use "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS" etot: nado net imeet zolotoe metall at all!
V zolotoe metall and Takoe sdelany with Etot net duhovny, krasivy and kulturne!
Zolotoe metall delaet otvlekat Sovremenny Chelovek (Especially Maly Deti) of Russia ot Idet Vperedi and poluchaet Zdorov, Bogach and Uspeh (And Finansovy too)! And Zdorovy!

Ya pomogaet Sovremenny Chelovek v Etot problemm of Etot!
Vse Russian People mozhet nachinaet stanovitsya bogach and zdorov Right Now (kogda zima)! Etot interesny? Hochet znaet more? OK!
Ya budet delaet change Net polezny of zolotoe metall (Vsyakoe) to VHS with my new kurs "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka 2 with Dr.Volz on VHS"!
Da Tak! Ty net oshybka v ponimanie of Etot: Byl some Net polezny - Stalo - many ochen silny polezny and good for sdelaetsya bogach na mnogo time! All time! Takoe net budet wait for You! Nado uspevaet (And Maly Deti too).

If Ty Razumny Sovremenny, Vzrosly (Etot for Maly Deti too) Chelovek nado pishet zayavka(podrobny) in comments.
If Ty sdelaet Etot Razumny right now Ty poluchaet Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™ bez dengi!

Scheme of Etot Razumny Change:
Net Polezny =
1. Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka 2 with Dr.Volz on VHS
2. Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™
3. Mnogo Zdorov
4. Bogach

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About SPAM (Dr.Volz edition)

: dr_volz; October 17th, 20:01

Zdravstvui, Druh!
Ya ochen lubit SPAM, tratit ochen silny mnogo polezny time na Etot, delaet ochen mnogo Takoe Etot, but odin Russian woman skazhet about net polezny of SPAM(Dr.Volz edition)!
Net nado delaet Takoe - skazhet etot woman!
Ya hochet znaet tvoy opinion about SPAM(Dr.Volz edition).
Russian People nado or net nado SPAM ot Dr.Voz about ochen silny polezny "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS"?
And about krasivy Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™(with picture)?
Nado staraetsya for Russian People or Etot net budet ponimaet kak nado?

Kakoe smysl Ty dumaet about SPAM(Dr.Volz edition):
1. Etot polezny!
2. Etot net polezny!
3. Etot vredny!
4. Etot sovsem net nado!
5. Etot ochen nado!
6. Nado delaet Takoe more!
7. Nado net delaet Takoe!
8. Nado delaet Takoe malo!

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Polezny or net polezny etot?

: dr_volz; October 15th, 0:14

Zdravstvui! Ya nayti takoe New Technology v TV-Shop.
Nado pokupaet or podozhdi?
Budet polezny?
Etot horoshy for Russian People?
Budet nado for Russian People kogda net nado for me?

Description of Etot:
Etot neobhodimoi dlya chistyh snaryadov, artefakty, raznoe and punktov...
Nachalo rabot po punktam, v konteiner for vse. Tolko 20 uzhe poluchil!

Polezny:
1. Horoshy effekt.
2. Postavka 220 volt.
3. Polihrom
4. Vsego $490
5. Net analog(?)
6. Podarok if kupit right now!

Net polezny:
1. Gromko
2. Siniy only
3. Vozmozhny net mozhno voda
4. Next Year budet novy CV-600

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VHS for All

: dr_volz; October 10th, 0:38

Zdravstvui! Ne nado poteryal time! Delaet VHS-machine samodelny kogda zima! (Nado for use Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS)
Etot ochen prostoy. Ya sdelat 100 takoe and skazhet vse ludi about. Nado chitaet very vnimatelny.
( 5 steps for sdelaet samodelny VHS-machine! )

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Some opasny equipment for maly Deti

: dr_volz; October 8th, 22:24

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Zdravstvui! Ya byl nahodit some special equipment for deti. Etot ochen opasny! Ya ne recommended takoe for ispolzovat daily. My doctrine "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS" ne use takoe equipment. Esli nahodit takoe - ne beret, but call to police! I skazhet: Zdravstvui! Nepriyatny tut! Prihodi i pomogat deti! Net! Ne est!!!

Etot uvlekatelny, but:
1. Vozmozhy polomaet i isportit!
2. Need for krasit every year!
3. Zhestko!
4. Raznocvetno!
5. Nevysoky!
6. Nenadezhny!

For deti nado "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS" (for deti edition).

Etot:
1. Neopasny i Priyatny!
2. Noneedtokrasish i Postepenny!
3. Spokoiny i Bezvredny!
4. Delat deti Bogaty i Razumny!
5. Netyazholy!

( more opasny equipment... )

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