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Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka

About VHS and Razlichny!


Mnogo polezny!
Bogach&Zdorov Inc. - Etot Bogach&Zdorov Inc.
polezny. - Etot community for Razumny Chelovek! Hochet skoroe Bogach&Zdorov? Join tut!
twitter - Etot ochen polezny too
friendfeed - Ochen horoshy!
russki livejournal - Ochen horoshy too! Like Etot!
vk vkontakte - Russki Chelovek lubit Etot!

[sticky post]Etot Tut Postoyanny!
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Zdravsvui Druh! Ya sdelal kurs "Zaryadka Every Day with Dr.Volz".

V Russia ludi delay zaryadka? America, Canada and Australia delaet "Zaryadka Every Day with Dr.Volz"! And ochen lubyat Dr. Volz. And govoryat spasibo mister Volz. My doctrine polezny especially for Russki Chelovek.

And posledny: "Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz". Etot ochen ochen horoshy! Teper vtoroe part



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Snezhny storm
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storm

Zdravstvui! Etot about snezhny storm.

V Etot vecherny Chelovek NET hodit v ulitsa, but Nikolay - Takoe. Silny snezhny storm around! Nikolay v tut because pokupit teply kostum yesterday and imeet interest to proverit Etot - Teply or NET Takoe.

- Etot - NET storm at all! - skazhet Nikolay and ulybaetsya. - Storm - Etot silny veter and holodny! Etot NET Takoe.
- Go v dom, Nikolay! - zakrichit Sergey from okno. - Etot NET igrushka, but real storm!
- Glupoe - skazhet Nikolay and popravit kostum krasivoe.

Viktor delaet try to spasaet Nikolay, but padat na spina and silnoe ushibsya. Svetlana spasaet Viktor.

Alexey pozvat milicia.

Maria mnogoe plakat.

Vladimir use alcohol.

Alexander ogorchaetsya and poyti spat.

Nikolay nekotory time hodit v razlichny storona, but silly veter coming and Nikolay uletet away.


About SKORY POEZD
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SkoryPoezd

Zdravstvui! Etot about SKORY POEZD.

One time Nikolay and Svetlana poluchaet otpusk v otdyhaet. Etot otlichny and radostny!

- My rabotaet v zavod dolgoe time, Nikolay! - skazhet Svetlana, - Mnogoe ustavat! Otpusk - Etot samy horoshy v Etot situation!
- Etot Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and zasmeyatsya.
- Ya dumaet nado pokupaet tickets v SKORY POEZD and poehat otdyahaet v Sibir! - skazhet Svetlana.
- Etot samy horoshy! Ya pokupit tickets, Ty - upacking chemodan! - otvetit Nikolay and uhodit v pokupka.

After 3 hours Nikolay prinosit tickets, Svetlana already sdelat 2 chemodan and sandwiches and smotrit.

- Ty kupit tickets? - sprosit Svetlana and molchit nekotory time.
- Takoe! But NET SKORY POEZD. Obychny. - skazhet Nikolay and poest odin sandwich.
- Normalny, - skazhet Svetlana, - But SKORY POEZD - better.

Takoe?


Insomnia
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Zdravstvui dorogoe Druh! Etot about nekotory insomnia.

Etot NET secret for all: horoshy spat - mnogoe polezny!
Now NET bolshy rasskaz about.

SeaNikolay NET spat mnogoe time. First night Nikoay mnogoe dumat about razny and NET spat at all. Mnogoe ustavat, but dumat Takoe: "Ya NET spat v Etot night cherez mnogoe dumaet! V next night Ya budet mnogoe silny spat cherez working hard today! And NET dumaet at all!"

Nikolay mnogoe rabotat v today, but NET spat and mnogoe dumat v Etot night again! V next day - the same. And mnogoe Takoe potom!

- Etot shit! - skazhet gromkoe Nikolay v one night. - V night nado spat!
- Takoe, - skazhet somebody NET gromkoe.
- Kotory tut?! - zakrichat Nikolay and ispugaetsya.
- Spokoyny, Nikolay. Etot Druh, - skazhet somebody.
- NET TAKOE!!!! TY - NET EXIST! - zakrichit Nikolay and krepkoe zasnut.

Since Etot insomnia stopped.


About gift
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Zdravstvui! Etot about interesny gift!

NET silnoe davno time Ya poluchaet interesny gift! Ya think polezny, but don't know exactly because NET RABOTAET! Etot stary and preowned. After NET mnogoe rabota vokrug Etot Ya budet pishet v Tut nekotory razumny about. I think - technical!



Now NET bolshoe story about pohozhy.

One time Nikolay poluchit neozhidanny gift! Etot - samovar. Ochen horoshee, but NET rabotaet. Etot imeet nekotory beton inside. Nikolay radostny, but disappointed.

- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druh Sergey. - Etot otlichny samovar! I like Etot, but glupy beton inside delat Etot NET interesny at all! Kakoe durak polozhit Etot inside?!
- Nado radostny and dostavat beton! Samovar budet like new! - skazhet Sergey and uhodit.

Nekotory time Nikolay delaet popytka dostavat beton, but too lazy and NET poluchilos. After nekotory time Nikolay delaet try to do Etot again with the same result and poyti to restaurant for kupit mnogoe tea, because lubit Etot.


Trudny choice
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Zdravstvui! Etot about trudny choice!

Nikolay bestolkovy lezhat na divan and dumat. Dolgoe time Takoe. Nikolay dumat about razny: plohoe pogoda, horoshy pogoda, razny Chelovek, VHS, news, politics and plohoe music. "Kakoe Polezny?" - dumat Nikolay and NET poluchit otvet. "Kotory nado?" - dumat Nikolay and NET znaet kotory.

- Nikolay! Nado idti v zoo! Etot interesny! - skazhet Druh Alex.
- NET time! - skazhet Nikolay.
- My idti v progulka! Poyti with us? - sprosit Svetlana.
- Plohoe pogoda, horoshy pogoda, razny Chelovek, VHS, news, politics, plohoe music! Kakoe Polezny? Kotory nado? - skazhet Nikolay and NET slushat Svetlana more.

Nikolay delaetsya bezumny and malo spat and korm. "Kakoe Polezny?! Kotory nado?!!" - dumat Nikolay gromkoe again and again.

After odin month Nikolay ustat dumaet, delaet svoe choice and teper spokoiny! Takoe?

About experience
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Zdravstvui! Etot about experience!

VToday Nikolay poluchaet v morda again. Ochen mnogo silnoe and za delo. Etot happens everyday and regularnoe. Nikolay surovy, molchit and uhodit v svoe dom, but v next day Etot Takoe again.

- Pochemu Takoe everyday, Nikolay? - sprosit Viktor. - Ya tvoe Druh and NET ponimaet Etot.
- Etot NET tvoe delo! Ty NET ponimaet, because idiot! - skazhet Nikolay and poluchaet v morda again.
- Nikolay! Etot glupy! NET delaet Takoe more! - skazhet Svetlana, but Nikolay NET slyshat Etot, because poluchaet mnogoe silny travma.

Mnogoe time Nikolay NET slushat and rugaet friends regularnoe, but after odin year Nikolay NET poluchaet v morda at all, because ponimaet.

- Etot too long and hard way for ponimaet! - skazhet Sergey.
- Da, Takoe, - otvetit Nikolay and razumny.

Hochet znat mnogoe about korotkoe way? Chitaet novy book "All about Polezny"!

Pomogaet
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Zdravstvui! Mnogoe pomogaet - Polezny or NET Takoe? Now Ty budet nekotory uznat about.
So, Etot about Pomogaet!

yamaBylo holodny pogoda. Zoya sidit v yama, because popadat v Etot cherez skolzkoe. Every popytka vyhodit out of Etot - NET imeet horoshy result. Zoya NET dovolny, gryazny and prosit gromkoe help.

V Etot time Nikolay tut. "Pochemu v tut help?" - podumat Nikolay and vnimatelnoe vidit gryazny yama and Zoya in.

- Pochemu v tut? - sprosit Nikolay.
- Help! - skazhet Zoya, - Etot cherez skolzkoe.
- Nado ostorozhny! - skazhet Nikolay and pomogaet. - Nazdorovie!
- Etot otlichny! - skazhet Zoya. - Spasibo!
- Yama polezny? - sprosit Nikolay.
- NET TAKOE! - otvetit Zoya and bystroe uhodit v svoe dom.

Nikolay nekotory time stoit v tut and smotrit v yama. "Polezny Etot or NET Takoe? - podumat Nikolay. Nobody znaet exactly. Vozmozhny Razlichnoe".

After nekotory time, Nikolay uhodit v svoe dom too.

Hrabry Nikolay
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Zdravstvui! Etot about hrabry! "Etot - hrabry!" - govorit mnogoe Chelovek about Nekotory. Takoe? Now malenky story about.

leafOne time Sergey poluchit sidit v park. Osenny pogoda around: mnogoe zhelty list and prohladny. Krasivy but grustny. Etot osenny like Russki poetry. Sergey mnogoe dumat about life and love. Nekotory prohozhy. Spokoinoe.

Vnezapny Nikolay appears. Sergey znaet Nikolay and dumaet about pozvat Etot, but NET delaet Takoe and smotrit vnimatelnoe. Nikolay NET dovolny and mnogoe gromkoe rugaet razny: friends, zhena, politics, strana, rabota, pogoda... After nekotory time Nikolay ustat and poyti v svoe dom spat.

Sergey mnogoe dumat about hrabry Nikolay, osenny pogoda and poetry. After nekotory time prihodit Sergey's zhena Svetlana.

- Tut holodny! - skazhet Svetlana. - Nado nadevaet palto. Sidit v holodny without palto - Etot NET ostorozhny.
- Nikolay - hrabry! - skazhet Sergey and nadevat palto. - Mnogoe gromkoe rugat.
- Hrabry - Etot drugoe! - skazhet Svetlana. - Mnogoe rugaet - Etot NET OSTOROZHNY!

About politics
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Zdravstvui! Etot about politics!

Politics - Etot interesny for Ty? For drugoe Russki Chelovek? Nikolay ochen interesny politics. Nikolay smotrit Etot postoyanny on tv. V Etot vecherny Nikolay smotrit politics as usual and NET dovolny. Zoya (wife of Nikolay) NET dovolny too.

- Etot nadoelo! - skazhet Zoya vnezapnoe, - Let's smotrit VHS!
- Etot potom, - skazhet Nikolay, - politics teper.
- Politics everyday! Ty NET radostny and need VHS! - skazhet Zoya.
- OK! But only NET dolgoe, - otvetit Nikolay.

OR
After odin hour Nikolay smotrit politics again.

Protivny or Polezny?
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Zdravstvui! NET secret for all: Mnogoe razlichny Chelovek - Mnogoe razlichny opinion. Kakoe pravilny? Now malenky story about.

kasha
Ty lubit ovoschnoe kasha? Takoe? NET Takoe? Nikolay lubit Etot and mnogoe poest everyday, because Etot polezny and horoshy.

- Etot protivny! - skazhet Anastasia (Etot friend of Nikolay, but NET lubit Takoe: Nikolay poest mnogoe ovoschnoe kasha), - Kak Takoe vozmozhny? Ty look like idiot! Nado idti smotrit VHS!
- Etot ovoschnoe kasha - mnogoe otlichny and Polezny! VHS after kasha! - skazhet Nikolay and ulybaetsya.
- Sergey! - skazhet Anastasia, - Etot Nikolay imeet glupy vneshnost v poest protivny kasha?
- Ochen mnogoe! - skazhet Sergey and silno polozhit v ovoschnoe kasha football.

Mnogoe polezny kasha bystro zasorit all around. Nikolay, Anastasia, Sergey and football including.

- Teper Etot only Protivny! NET Polezny at all! - skazhet Nikolay, vnimatelnoe posmotrit around and poyti smotrit VHS with friends.
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About Control
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fish

Zdravstvui! Etot about Control! Mnogoe Russki Chelovek znaet Takoe: Dr.Volz - Etot tvoe Druh! Delaet mnogoe Polezny and Razumny! But nekotory NET razuny schitaet: Dr.Volz - korystny and hitry Chelovek. Now malenky story about.

V leto rano utro Ya poyti lovit fish. V Volga. And poimat nekotory. Ochen radostny and ulybaetsya, because priyatny.

- Etot nashe fish! - slyshit Ya vnezapnoe gromkoe. Etot dva Russki Chelovek podhodit.
- NET Takoe! - skazhet Ya, - Etot narodny fish! V Volga mnogoe Etot!
- Etot Dr.Volz, Nikolay! - skazhet odin Chelovek, - Bogach&Zdorov, but NET lubit Russki Chelovek!
- Etot Takoe, Sergey! - otvetit Nikolay and serdity.
- Nado spokoiny! - skazhet Ya and spokoiny, - Nikolay and Sergey, Ya lubit Russki Chelovek and hochet Bogach&Zdorov-effect for all! Hochet znaet kak?
- Da Takoe! - otvetit Nikolay and Sergey and spokoiny.

Ya mnogoe nauchit Nikolay and Sergey and chitaet vsluh novy book "All about Polezny". Nikolay and Sergey mnogoe ponimaet.

- Dr.Volz - nashe horoshy Druh, Nikolay! - skazhet Sergey.
- Etot Takoe, Sergey!

Etot bylo opashy situation, but stalo horoshy, because Control!

For more information chitaet novy book "All about Polezny"!

About horoshy chelovek
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diagram

Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy chelovek!

Mnogoe Chelovek znaet Takoe: Nikolay - horoshy Chelovek! Nikolay - Etot molodoe Russky and NET bogaty Chelovek, imeet vysoky rost, dobry nature and blue glaza. Nikolay imeet mnogoe friends and delaet mnogoe polezny.

- Kakoe horoshy Nikolay! - skazhet friend Svetlana, - Ya popast v yama, but Nikolay pomogaet!
- Da, Etot ochen silno mnogoe horoshy! - skazhet friend Viktor and radostny zasmeyatsya.
- Da, Takoe! - skazhet mnogoe Chelovek.

One time friend Sergey poluchaet v morda nezasluzhennoe. Na ulica. And mnogoe NET dovolny.

- Nikolay! - zakrichit Sergey, - Etot nezasluzhenny! Help!
- Ya NET imeet time and ohota pomogaet Ty! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti v svoe dom spat.
- Etot plohoe postupok, Nikolay! - skazhet Sergey, but Nikolay NET slyshat because ushel.
- Friends! - zakrichit Sergey, - Nikolay - plohoe Chelovek, because delaet plohoe postupok!
- NET Takoe, Sergey! - otvetit mnogoe Chelovek, - Nikolay - horoshy Chelovek! Etot plohoe postupok, but Nikolay NET zhelezny!

About Nauchny Podhod
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science

Zdravstvui! Etot about Nauchny Podhod!

Mnogoe Chelovek NET vnimatelny v razny! Etot story about Takoe.

One time nekotory russky Chelovek hochet poyti v otdyhaet. Etot rybalka. Nikolay, Sergey, Victor and Egor.

- Rybalka - Etot mnogoe otlichny! - skazhet Sergey.
- Takoe! - otvetit Nikolay.
- Mnogoe fish! - skazhet Victor.
- Nado idti srochnoe! - skazhet Egor.

Vyhodit v ulitsa and vidit Takoe: Etot car NET vozmozhny ehat v rybalka because bolshoe truck NET puskaet. Russky friends mnogoe pechalny.

- Pochemu truck tut? - sprosit Sergey.
- NET puskaet! - skazhet Victor.
- Kotory my delat? - sprosit Egor.
- Nado mnogoe staraetsya! - skazhet Nikolay.

Dolgoe time staraetsya, but NET horoshy result. Only povredit svoe car. NET silny.

- Nado mnogoe dumaet about! - skazhet Sergey.
- NET Takoe! - zakrichit Victor. - Nado nakazybaet truck driver!
- Etot opasny, - skazhet Egor.
- Stop! - skazhet Nikolay. - Nado use Nauchny Podhod!
- Takoe? - sprosit friends.
- Etot pomogaet! - skazhet Nikolay.

And Etot pomogaet.


Telefonny razgovor
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LasVegasSign

Zdravstvui! Etot about telefonny razgovor.

Bylo friday vecherny. Horoshy! Nikolay ochen radostny delaet telefonny zvonok v svoe friend Alexander for pogovorit. Alexander NET otvechaet. Nikolay delaet Takoe again - the same result. - Pochemu Takoe? - dumaet Nikolay and delaet Takoe again. Alexander NET otvechaet! - Nado pozvonit v Sergey! - dumaet Nikolay and delaet Takoe. Sergey NET otvechaet. Delaet Takoe once more - NET otvet.

Nikolay rasstroitsya. - Etot plohoe! - skazhet on and delaet mnogoe telefonny zvonok v Alexander, Sergey, Dmitry Ivanov, Dmitry Potapov, Egor, Alexey, Svetlana, Igor Sergeev, Zoya, Pavel Alexandrovich, Vladimir and Irina. NET otvet!

- Etot stupid! - zakrichit Nikolay and rasstroitsya.

V Etot time Nikolay poluchaet telefonny zvonok. Etot bylo friend Vasily. - Glupy Vasily! - podumat Nikolay, but otvetit and imeet dolgoe skuchny telefonny razgovor instead interesny.

Potom bylo mnogoe horoshy


About automobilny probka.
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road

Zdravstvui! Etot about automobilny probka.

Bylo vesna. Nikolay and Alexander ehat to rabota v car. Razlichny cars around! Mnogoe! Probka!

- Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! - skazhet Alexander. - Nado ehat mnogoe faster!
- Probka tut! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! - povtorit Alexander. - Opazdyvaet v rabota - Etot NET polezny!
- Ya know Etot! - skazhet Nikolay. - But probka NET pozvolit ehat faster.

Nekotory time (10 minutes) Nikolay and Alexander molchat.

- Etot too medlenny! - skazhet Alexander. - Rabota budet nachinaet cherez 20 minutes! Nado uspevaet!
- Nado! - otvetit Nikolay. - But Etot trudnoe because probka.

10 minutes Nikolay and Alexander smotrit forvard v probka.

- Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! - skazhet Alexander. - Nado ehat mnogoe faster!
- Probka tut! - skazhet Nikolay.


Horoshy Novost
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Sunny

Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy novost!

One time Nikolay poluchit Horoshy Novost. Etot bylo vnezapny and ochen mnogoe horoshy.

- Kakoe Horoshy Etot Novost! - skazhet gromkoe Nikolay and ulybaetsya. - Etot vnezapny and neozhidanny!

Nikolay idti po ulitsa and radostny ulybaetsya, because Horoshy Novost. Ulitsa bylo sunny and krasivy.

- Pochemu Takoe radostny? - sprosit prohozhy.
- Because ochen otlichny! - otvetit Nikolay and prodolzhit svoe doroga.
- Pochemu ulybaetsya? - sprosit militsioner.
- Etot cherez Horoshy Novost! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Stop, Nikolay! - skazhet militsioner. - Kakoe Etot novost?

And Nikolay prishlos rasskazat about Horoshy Novost.


Skolzky doroga
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sugrob

Zdravstvui! Etot about skolzky doroga.

Bylo zima and skolzky doroga because led. Alexander pokupat zimny kolesa and mnogoe radostny. Nikolay NET pokupat Takoe and silno ostorozhny.

- Ya mnogoe razumny! - skazhet Alexander. - Zimny kolesa - Etot bezopasny!
- Zimny kolesa - Etot horoshy, but dorogoe! - skazhet Nikolay and medlennoe poehat na rabota.
- Ya bogach! Zimny kolesa - Etot dostupnoe! - otvetit Alexander, poehat ochen silny bystroe and priehat v sugrob.

Nikolay opazdat na rabota, Alexander isportit novy car.


Teply palto
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hat

Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy palto!

Bylo teply leto! Nikolay poluchit v rabota mnogoe zarabotat dengi and mnogoe radostny.

- Teper Ya bogach! Ya budet mnogoe pokupaet! - skazhet Nikolay. - Etot mnogoe otlichny!
- Da, Takoe, Nikolay! - skazhet Alexander and ulybatsya.

Nikolay poyti v shop and kupit novy portfel. V drugoe shop, Nikolay pokupit radio and tv-set. Potom pokupit 2 novy shtany, gun and cartridges, hawaiian shirt and zolotoe ring and mnogoe drugoe.

- Stop Nikolay! - zakrichat Alexander and mnogoe razumny. - Zima skoroe! Nado teply palto! Amerikansky palto samy horoshy. NET nado spend dengi v glupoe!
- Glupy! - skazhet Nikolay, zasmeyatsya and pokupit xBox and iPad.
- Ty idiot! - skazhet Alexander and Ya NET budet druzhit s Ty more!

Potom nastupilo zima. Nikolay NET imeet teply palto and mnogoe holodny. Nikolay pobezhit v Alexander house and pechalny.

- Alexander! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Mnogoe holodny! Pomogay!

And Alexander pomog.


VHS-machine
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Zdravstvui! Etot about VHS-machine!

Nikolay bylo sidit v lavochka near svoe dom. Use nekotory alcohol and smotret vpered. Vpered ehat trmvay and Nikolay smotrit v Etot NET vnimatelnoe. Tramvay uehat, but Nikolay ostavaetsya and sidit. After nekotory time Nikolay vzdohnut and uhodit, but v tomorrow Nikolay sidit v Etot lavochka again. Sometimes Nikolay holodny, sometimes zharky, sometimes mokry, sometimes piany but always skuchny.

NET nado Takoe everyday, Nikolay! Nado use VHS-machine!

VHS-machine


About Posevnaya
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Posevnaya

Zdravstvui! Etot about Posevnaya!

Nastupilo teply pogoda and mnogoe Russki Chelovek vyshel v ulitsa for Posevnaya. Mnogoe sunny around! NET krupny birds krasivy and gromkoe pesnya! Ochen horoshy and mnogoe trudolubivy! But odin Russki Chelovek NET poyti v Posevnaya. Etot - Nikolay. Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and tihoe inside. Mnogoe Russki Chelovek NET spokoyny! - Pochemu Takoe - NET Nikolay v Posevnaya? Pochemu tihoe v Nikolay's dom?

- Nikolay! - skazhet mnogoe Russki Chelovek. - Posevnaya polezny! Nado vyhodit!
- Ya NET mozhet idti v Posevnaya right now! Ya smotrit VHS about Etot! - otvetit Nikolay.
- Nado NET smotrit VHS, but idti v Posevnaya with us! - skazhet Sergey (Russki Nikolay's Druh)
- Ya budet prihodit v Posevnaya tomorrow! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Etot glupy!
- NET Takoe!

V next day Nikolay vyhodit v Posevnaya and delaet Etot bystry and samy horoshy.


Vitaminny tea
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tea

Zdravstvui! Etot about Vitaminny tea!

Vitaminny tea ochen mnogoe polezny and vkusny! Etot NET secret. Prostoe for prigotovit Takoe and NET dorogoe.

Delaet Takoe:
1. Sobiraet polezny trava
2. Dobavlyaet kipyatok
3. Enjoy!

Nikolay ochen lubit Etot and use Takoe everyday. Mnogoe zdorov and horoshy forma. One time Sergey (Nikolay's friend. Russki) poprobovat Vitaminny tea and ochen mnogoe polubit Etot.

- Ya budet delaet Takoe mnogoe! - zakrichit Sergey and pobezhat v svoe dom. - Ochen, ochen silny mnogoe!
- Stop, Sergey! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ya hochet skazhet Ty polezny!

But Sergey NET slyshit razumny, because daleko. V svoe dom Sergey sdelat bochka with Vitaminny tea. And vypit mnogoe of Etot. And v next day too. After nekotory time Vitaminny tea - NET vkusny and NET polezny, because prokislo.

Hochet znaet more about Vitaminny tea? Chitaet novy book "All About Polezny"!


Snegovik
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Zdravstvui! Etot korotenky story about snegovik. Etot for maly deti.

Bylo zima. Mnogoe snow around! Molodoe boy Andrew (Russki) sozdal bolshoe otlichny Snegovik. And radostny!

- Kakoe Etot snegovik otlichny! - skazhet Andrew. - Ya budet delaet Takoe mnogoe!
- Nado idti v svoe dom spat, Andrew! Ty sdelaet novy Snegovik tomorrow after shkola! - skazhet Zoya Nikolaevna.
- NET Takoe, Zoya Nikolaevna! - skazhet Andrew. - Ya budet delaet Snegovik right teper!

Zoya Nikolaevna poyti v svoe dom spat, but Andrew NET Takoe. Andrew nachinat delaet novy Snegovik, but very ustaly and temnoe night around. Snegovik NET poluchatsya! NET otlichny!

V next day Andrew opazdat v shkola and poluchit plohoe otmetka!

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Chudesny door
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door

Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret - Chelovek lubit razlichny udivitelny and NET obychny. - Etot udivitelny! - govorit razlichny Chelovek and obradovanny. - Etot obychny! - govorit another Chelovek and delatsya skuchny around. Teper NET bolshoe rasskaz about.

One time Anatoly (Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) idti v svoe rabota and vidit stranny door. Etot stary and gryazny. Anatoly interesny and delaet try to otkryvaet Etot, but door closed krepkoe.

V next day Anatoly pokazat Udivitelny door svoe friend Nikolay.

- Etot Udivitelny! - skazhet Anatoly. - But krepkoe closed. Nado otkryvaet Etot!
- Da Takoe! Udivitelny! - otvetit Nikolay - But vozmozhy Etot opasny! NET nado otkryvaet! Nado idti lovit fish with Ya, because horoshy pogoda!
- Etot obychny! - skazhet Anatoly and Nikolay poyti lovit fish.

Anatoly dolgoe dumat (about month or more Takoe) and staraetsya and poluchaet otkryt Udivitelny door. And nahodit inside skuchnoe gryazny, NET udivitelny and obychny. And empty.

Nikolay nahodit some udivitelny and NET obychy v reka and poymat mnogoe krupny fish too. And radostny ulybaetsya.

About ecology
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Zdravstvui! Etot about mnogoe polezny of svezhy oxygen!

Nikolay and Sergey - Etot dvoe friends. Russki.

Nikolay - imeet horoshy rabota and prozhivat v downtown of bolshoe gorod. V Moskva. Imeet mnogoe imet: horoshy car, novy VHS-machine, krasivy wife, divan from Ikea and mnogoe novy suits. - Moe life ochen silny otlichny! - skazhet Nikolay. And Nikolay prav.

Sergey - Etot prozhivat v forest, but imeet mnogoe imet too. Takoe like Nikolay and MNOGOE SVEZHY OXYGEN! Etot because forest around.

- Kakoe Etot otlichny - Svezhy Oxygen! - skazhet Sergey and ulybaetsya. Ty, Nikolay NET imeet Takoe!
- Da Takoe. - skazhet Nikolay. - But Ya prozhivaet v downtown! Etot interesnoe!
- Downtown - sucks! - skazhet Sergey and poyti v svoe dom.

After odin year Svegy Oxygen v Etot forest zakonchitsya, cherez plohoe ecology. Sergey NET dovolny.

Nikolay pokupit conditioner.

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Etot zayats


About zakon!
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Zdravstvui! Etot about zakon!
One day Nikolay (Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) nadoest rabotaet regularnoe and on Skazhet Takoe: "Mnogoe nadoelo! NET budet delaet Takoe more!" And STOP rabotaet at all! Nadevat Novy suit and hodit v radostny progulka.

- NET Takoe, Nikolay! - skazhet horoshee druh-rabochy. - Nado rabotaet! After Etot vozmozhy use nekotory alcohol! Come with Ya v rabotaet for regularnoe!
- Glupy! Rabotaet skuchny! Kakoe krasivy and sunny around! Smotri Kakoe novy suit! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti v svoe way radostny.
- Stop, Nikolay! - skazhet Milicioner-Sergeant Alexander. - Ty NET rabotaet! If Takoe - Ty budet idti v jail! Hochet Etot?
- NET Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and pechalny.

V next utro Nikolay poyti v rabotaet again, because NET hochet idti v jail.

- Pochemu Etot, Doctor Volz? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot NET horoshy!
- Etot because Takoe zakon! - otvetit Ya.

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Russki pole


Mnogoe horoshy
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Zdravstvui! Etot about Mnogoe Horoshy!

Mnogoe razny Chelovek hochet poluchaet horoshy and priyatny! "Horoshy and Priyatny - Etot samy luchshy! Etot horoshy way to be Radostny!" - govorit Takoe Chelovek. Polezny Takoe or NET? Etot NET Takoe prosto! Teper korotenky story about.

Sergey Vladimirov mnogoe rabotat and silny ustavat. And poluchat NET bolshoe zarplata. Ochen grustny all time.

- Pochemu Takoe: Mnogoe rabotat and maloe dengi? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov. - Maybe Ya need delaet something completely different? And Etot budet Pomogaet Ya?
- Nado to try VHS! Etot completely different! - skazhet Ya.

Sergey Vladimirov start to use VHS regularny and poluchit krupny summa of dengi. Teper Sergey Vladimirov poluchat mnogoe Horoshy and Priyatny and Radostny every day.

Drugoe Russki Chelovek - Nikolay imeet the same situation and pechalny.

- Ya budet waiting for Horoshy TERPELIVY! - skazhet Nikilay and start to terpet.

After nekotory time Nikolay poluchit krupny summa of dengi too. Teper radostny like Sergey Vladimirov.

- Pochemu Takoe, Dr. Volz? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov and NET Radostny more. - Pochemu Nikolay poluchaet Takoe without delaet something for Etot? Pochemu Ya NET Radostny more?

- NET nado zaviduet! - skazhet Ya.


Horoshy mood
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One time Nikolay wake up rannee utro and imeet horoshee and vesely mood! Pochistit teeth, sdelaet prichesat hair and poyti v progulka. Idti and ulybaetsya because horoshy mood. And poet pesnya.

After odin hour vidit mnogoe chelovek on svoe way. Etot mnogoe bespokoiny. Silno krichit and serdity. Sometimes somebody poluchaet v morda and NET dovolny.

- Etot stranny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Zachem Takoe mnogoe?
- Etot NET tvoy sobachy delo! - skazhet mnogoe chelovek and prodolzhat krichit.

Nikolay's mood mnogoe isportit, but Nikolay NET stal dozhidaetsya poluchaet v morda and poyti v svoe dom spat.

And mood stalo horoshee again.


Sputnik
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sputnik

Zdravstvui! Etot about Russki sputnik!

Ya kupit Takoe Sputnik on flea market NET davno. Stary, but like new. Etot delaet mnogoe uyut in my dom, but my friend Nikolay NET dovolny Etot.

- Zachem Takoe stary Sputnik? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot NET razumny pokupka! Nado pokupaet novy razny!
- Etot stary, but horoshy! - otvetit Ya.
- Etot NET vozmozhny! Novy - horoshy, Stary - NET rabotaet! - skazhet Nikolay.
- VHS - stary, but polezny! Rabotaet! Takoe? - skazhet Ya. - Glupy building - novy, but NET polezny!
- Da, Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and udivlyenny.

V next day Nikolay pokupat the same Sputnik.


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