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Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka


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Zdravsvui Druh! Ya sdelal kurs "Zaryadka Every Day with Dr. Volz".

V Russia ludi delay zaryadka? America, Canada i Australia delaet "Zaryadka Every Day with Dr. Volz"!
I ochen lubyat Dr. Volz. I govoryat spasibo mister Volz. Ya pridumal prisyadka especially for russian people.

I posledny: "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz". Etot ochen ochen horoshy! Teper i vtoroe chast


Working hard
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Etot my drugi working hard and imeet mnogo imet cherez Etot(Etot my drugi dostavat mnogo iz zemlya without ustavat)! Nado tak!
But NET zabyvaet about "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"! Net Takoe - Net radostny in working! Etot skuchny and Net polezny like hleb without salt! Each of Etot imeet VHS-machine!

Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS - pomogat working hard and Net imeet ustaly completely!

Ochen interesny!
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Zdravstvui! Today Ya sdelaet polezny vklad part of svoe capital to "zavod delaet Takoe"!
Ya imeet controlling interests of Etot(80%)!
Etot proverenny and ochen udobny! And with udobny CHEHOL! NET pachkaet! NET isportit!
Nado pokupaet Takoe! Ya recommend Takoe for razumny part of Russian People!

Etot est interesny for razumny, sovremenny, NET tolsty, sportivny Chelovek lubit udobny and NET interesny for lazy, glupy, tolsty and NET razumny!

Kakoe Ty est sort of Chelovek?

a. Razumny, Sovremenny, Sportivny, NET tolsty
b. Lazy, Glupy, Tolsty, NET Razumny

If Ty skazhet "Konechny .a! Ya est Razumny, Sovremenny, NET tolsty, Sportivny!" - nado pokupaet and use ponaznacheniyu! Horoshy!
If Ty skazhet ".b. Ya est Lazy, Glupy, Tolsty, NET Razumny." - Etot est plohoe!

Nado sdelaet svoe razumny choice!

P.S.: Etot with dopolnitelnoe smennoe polezny in boxes! Etot NET meshaet!

Official Korm of a Regatta FIRSTBYFIRST
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Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek poluchit status "Official Korm of a Regatta FIRSTBYFIRST" today!
Etot bylo ochen silny razumny prosit Ya about Takoe. Each member of Etot regatta budet BOGACH&ZDOROV!
Next step budet sdelaet "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" official everyday of Etot Regatta. Right now Ya vesti peregovor with owners of Etot. If Etot budet prodolzhit byt RAZUMNY, Takoe budet ochen silny skory! Etot dobavit much more exciting to Etot.
Prostoe Parusny Regatta - Etot est ochen silny mnogo skuchny, but with Takoe polezny korm like "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" and Takoe "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" Etot interesny, polezny and dalnovidny! Etot horoshy for Russian Chelovek too.

Takoe Regatta!
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Zdravstvui!

Today Ya radostny to present Ty TAKOE! Etot regatta sdelal odno my uchenik.

Etot bylo bedny, imeet ostalos malo zuby, tolsty and completely bald. Lazy and glupy. But Etot imeet ochen silny mnogo povezlo: FIRST uznaet about all polezny of "Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS". (Etot bylo Takoe experiment on Russky Chelovek)

AND UDACHA!!!

Teper Etot imeet novy zuby(much better than before bylo), zdorov&bogach, umny, volosaty and net boitsya work hard more! And NET Tolsty! Etot stalo cherez odno year! Teper Etot stalo sdelaet sobstvenny parusny regatta, cherez silny mnogo bogach!

Etot govorit: Spasibo, Dr.Volz! Ya ochen silny mnogo blagodarny Ty za Takoe! Ya hochet zvat Etot my Regatta "Moguchy&Razumny Dr.Volz"! Ty pozvolit Ya sdelaet Takoe?
"NET Takoe! Nado zvat Etot FIRSTBYFIRST, because Ty FIRST stalo BOGACH&ZDOROV cherez Etot! Etot razumny, krasivy and Takoe!" - skazhet Ya Takoe. And Etot skazhet: "Spasibo Dr.Volz za razumny and krasivy!" and sdelaet Takoe.

Ya gorditsya Takoe uchenik! Etot - ochen silno mnogo horoshy and bogach! NET tolsty!

Takoe poluchilos cherez verit Dr.Volz and stary VHS-machine. Pomnit about Takoe! Delaet VHS-machine samodelny kogda zima!

About odin tolstoe chelovek
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Zdravstvui, Dorogoe Druh!
Today Ya budet rasskazat about odin Chelovek(Russian).
Etot bylo use mnogo eda and sdelaetsya ochen silny tolstoe cherez Etot. But Etot chelovek Net volnovatsya about.

- Ya tolstoe, but bogach and imeet mnogo imet! - govorit Takoe.
- Nado delaet Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS! - skazhet Ya. - Etot polezny and delaet "Net Tolsty" with Ty ochen bystry!
- Tolsty - Net meshaet byt Bogach for Ya, - skazhet Takoe chelovek and poyti est korm.

After odin week Etot chelovek poluchil v morda na ulitsa and stal NET bogach! Etot prihodit v moe dom and skazhet: "Dr.Volz! Today Ya poluchaet v morda na ulitsa! And Net imeet byt bogach more! Pochemu Takoe?"
Ya davat Etot bedny tolsty chelovek VHS and 1 "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" bez dengi and govorit Takoe: "Na Takoe! Use Etot every day and budet posmotrit, kakoe budet result!"
Chelovek skazhet: "Spasibo, Dr.Volz. Ya budet delaet Takoe!" And stal delaet Takoe every day.

Proshlo odin year.
Kakoe tvoe opinion? Kakoe teper Etot chelovek:
1. Tolsty
2. Bedny
4. Net tolsty
5. Bogach
6. Ulybaetsya
7. Net Takoe
8. Bogach&Zdorov. Ulybaetsya
9. Zdorov
10. Opyat Poluchaet v morda na ulitsa

Warning!
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Byvaet Takoe ochen silno mnogo razny sluchay:

1. Chelovek (Russky or Net) est HOROSHY! Etot Chelovek budet Horoshy vsegda, but "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" budet delaet with Takoe Chelovek BOGACH&ZDOROV! Ne tolsty!

2. Chelovek (Russky or Net) est NET HOROSHY! Kak UROD! Etot Chelovek Net budet poluchaet polza with "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"! Etot budet Takoe UROD vsegda!

3. Chelovek (Russky or Net) est Net znaet Kakoe byt. "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" budet delaet with Takoe Chelovek - HOROSHY! And potom - BOGACH&ZDOROV!
If Etot Chelovek (Russky or Net) Net budet znaet about "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS", or too lazy for Etot - Etot est ochen opasny! Mozhet sluchaetsya Plohoe Chelovek or nastoyaschy UROD! Tolsty and NET BOGACH&ZDOROV!

Etot tochny information! Ya and association of "BOGACH&ZDOROV" bylo mnogo sdelaet Takoe experiment! Pomnit about when smotrit VHS with my kurs! Budet polza? Net budet polza? Nado reshaet samodelny! Tolko Takoe!

Etot Takoe opasny for Ty!
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Zdravstvui!

Net Takoe davno stalo: Odno my smely and otchayanny Druh sdelal popytka to otkazyvatsya ot "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS". Etot bylo like some opasny experiment.

Etot my Druh - Sergey, sdelat zamena "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" to "begaet v park, dyshit with oxygen and delaet obychny zaryadka". On nadevaet sportsuit and pobezhit v rano utro. And ulybaetsya!

But after 10 metrov padat and lomaet svoe nose ob koleno! And vybivaet samoe luchshy of svoe zuby! And Net bogach more! And Net mozhet lovit vkusny fish more!

Teper Sergey must waiting for vyrastaet new Takoe for opyat ulybaetsya! Teper Ya nosit eda and svezhy VHS for my Druh. Etot for vyruchaet from beda and Net skuchaet, when Etot waiting for new zuby and nose.

Kakoe vyvod Ty sdelaet from Etot rasskaz?

About Silny Moroz
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Zdravstvui!
Net nado boitsya Silny Moroz!
Silny Moroz - tvoe Druh!

About odin Russian Bogach
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Bylo zima and ochen silny holodny and sneg. And sugrob! Etot bylo ochen silny long and temno! Mnogo Russian People use alcohol and nothing to do. And terpelo. Skuchny and Net interesny waiting for spring for posevnaya.

But odin Russian Chelovek - Sergey Toporov Net imeet skuchat! Vesely, Zdorov and imeet bogatoe house and all mebel from Ikea. And internet! And pokupaet bolshoe lodka for mozhno plavaet and spit in! And krasivy wife!

Pochemu Takoe? Mnogo Russian People zavidovat to Etot! And try to delaet some Net polezny for Etot razumny Chelovek. But Etot net imeet uspeh, and Sergey Toporov bogach&zdorov!

"Sergey Toporov delaet Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS - Etot ponyatny, but pochemu Takoe uspeh?", - dumaet nerazumny part of Russian People. "Etot - est glupy and Net polezny! But pochemu Etot rabotaet?", - dumaet Russian People Takoe. And zavidovat. And use alcohol more. And prodolzhit Net verit v polezny of Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS.

Nastupilo vesna. Sergey Toporov sdelal posevnaya more bystro than all Russian People and imeet time to poydet to Moscow and Kazan, meet Dr.Volz and poluchit Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek And samodelny VHS-machine JVC. And poydet to Ikea and kupit samoe dorogoe divan!

Ostalnoe people s bolshoe slozhny prodolzhaet delaet posevnaya. And zavidovat:
1. Gde Etot brat mnogo free time?
2. Pochemu bogach?
3. Mnogo mebel from Ikea!
4. Pochemu Etot delaet glupy Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS? Etot Net serious for vzrosly Chelovek!
5. Gde bral Dekorativny krasivy Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek(2)?
6. Gde bral dengi na dorogoe VHS-machine?
7. Pochemu Net use alcohol with us all zima?

A Sergey Toporov postavil krasivoe divan to svoe lodka and uplyt to lovit fish.

ZIMA. VHS time.
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Ya hochet skazhet about ZIMA. Etot uzhe tut!
Teper time to delaet VHS-MACHINE samodelny!
Etot nado for use "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS".
(Etot posledny for "chelovek NET pomnit about Takoe")

Net bud lazy! Bogach&Zdorov waiting for Ty!
And Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek!

Vsem rasskazyvaesh pro Dr.Volz and "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"!
Nado rasskazyvaesh very silny mnogo Russian People(friends and drugoe) for Etot and Etot uspevaet delaet easy VHS-machine!


People&Cities. Infinity Smysl of Bogach&Zdorov.
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Zdravstvui! My friend polozhit series of pictures on svoe site. Etot ochen ponrafilos Ya!
Ya podobrat some pictures for my own series of photos.
Ya nazyvat Etot series "People&Cities. Infinity Smysl of Bogach&Zdorov".
Tut raznoe, but imeet ochen silny mnogo smysl together only!


Etot sport.

People&Cities. Infinity Smysl of Bogach&Zdorov.  )

Next rasskaz
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Net secret for all:
Some people - govorit,
Some people - delaet.


About Govorit and Delaet

Zhit v Russia dva chelovek Sergey and Alexey. Etot and Etot lubit odin prekrasny girl - Zoya.

Sergey bylo chelovek dela.
- Ya poedet far far away and prinosit Volshebny Prekrasny Predmet for Zoya, - skazhet Sergey and uehat za Takoe.

Alexey bylo lazy chelovek and sidit v svoe dom and dumaet:
- Ya poedet za Takoe for Zoya too!
But Alexey bylo too lazy and Net poehat.
- Ya napishet some prekrasny poetry for Zoya! - dumaet Alexey.
But smotrit VHS-machine and net imeet time na Takoe.

Sergey puteshestvovat mnogo time and naiti Volshebny Prekrasny Predmet, but ochen silny polubit Etot predmet and ostavit Takoe sebe.

Alexey all Etot time sidit v svoe dom and smotrit VHS. One time Alexey meet girl much more prekrasny than Zoya and zhenitsya on Etot for nothing to do and smotrit VHS together!

A Zoya sdelalos zhena for Nikolay Alexeev.

Otvet na proshloe post
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Etot Village bylo ochen bedny and tut privozit trash from all Russia.
Etot bylo polezny SPAM kotoroe Net nado for glupy part of Russian People and vybrasyavaet Takoe to trash.
Trash privozit v stary village and one box with SPAM somebody prinosit to forest. And odin stary, cherstvy, plosky Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek for podderzhaet horoshee forma.

Nikolay Alexeev nahodit Takoe and nachinat rabotaet hard all zima.
On sobiraet dengi for bilet to Moscow v leto, meet Dr.Volz, poluchat VHS-machine, Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek, my new kurs "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka 2 with Dr.Volz on VHS" and delaetsya bogach&zdorov!

Etot easy!

Polezny rasskaz
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Zdravstvui! Ya nachinaet pishet mnogo malenki rasskaz. Etot budet net Takoe prosto, but ochen ponyatny!
Ya dumaet, Rasskaz - Etot better for ponimaet Russian People.
Bud umny - chitaet ochen silny vnimatelny for ponimaet about and poluchat mnogo polezny!
Delaetsya more umny and gotov!

Sergey Viktorovich and Nikolay Alexeev

Sergey Viktorovich sidit v dom and imeet nothing to delaet. Etot skuchny and Net interesny, but Sergey Viktorovich otdyhat because rabotaet mnogo time. Etot - vyhodnoe. Sergey Viktorovich est mnogo Net polezny eda. Etot ustaly and Net poluchaet interesny, but imeet povezlo: horoshy rabota and dengi na eda. Kogda net rabota, Sergey Viktorovich imeet nothing to delaet. Sergey Viktorovich zhit v Moskva and tolsty, but imeet dostatok.

V odin vyhodnoy day Sergey Viktorovich ochen silny povezlo poluchaet odin polezny SPAM, but Sergey Viktorovich skazhet NET for prochitaet and dumaet about. Sergey Viktorovich vybrosit polezny SPAM and delaetsya zloy cherez Etot.

- SPAM - Net polezny! - skazhet Tak.
- Etot for glupy and Net for Vzrosly Chelovek! Ya Serious, Vazhny and Otdyhaet after vazhy dolzhnost!
skazhet Takoe and poyti v otdyhaet.

Nikolay Alexeev Net imeet rabota. Etot delaet physical zaryadka every day and imeet horoshy forma, but ne ochen silny because Etot net pomeschaetsya v graphic. Nikolay Alexeev zhit v stary village and imeet malo znaet about razlichny. On bedny, but bodry. Nikolay Alexeev Net poluchaet polezny SPAM cherez ochen silny bedny and Net znaet all polezny of Etot. V Etot stary village SPAM NET imeet vozmozhny dostavka. Ochen stary.

V odin day Nikolay Alexeev poyti v forest za griby for eda. Nikolay Alexeev ochen silny mnogo lubit svezhy oxygen, zima, Russian nature, Russian forest and griby for eda.

V forest horosho! Tut mnogo zveri. And Etot lubit Nikolay Alexeev za dobry character and horoshee forma. Nikolay Alexeev lubit Etot zveri too. And birds! Mnogo oxygen and polezny around!

- Etot forest ochen horoshy - skazhet Nikolay Alexeev and sdelat deep vzdoh.
- Tut prostorny!

Nikolay Alexeev smotret around and vidit SOMETHING v kust. Etot vozmozhny opasny, but Nikolay Alexeev NET imeet strah completely! And horoshy physical forma! Nikolay Alexeev take Etot, nesti v svoe izba and begin to use ponaznacheniyu every day.

After odin year - Nikolay Alexeev delaetsya bogach and priehat zhit v Moskva! Horoshy Rabota, dostatok, Zdorov and General Director nad Sergey Viktorovich. Ne tolsty!



Teper Ya sprashivaet Ty:
KAKOE ETOT NAHODIT NIKOLAY ALEXEEV IN FOREST V PROSHLY YEAR?
If Ty chitaet rasskaz vnimatelny and umny - Ty smozhet davat pravilny otvet na Etot.
Nagrada za pravilnoe otvet - 1 Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™.

Nado Tak!
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Today prinosit ochen silny mnogo udivitelny and mnogo surprises for Ya! Etot vrode sensation!
V Etot slozhny poverit, but Ya vidit svoy eyes that: First Russian Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™ bylo sdelano!
Etot bylo sdelan without Spiritual Prisyadka and VHS-support completely!
Ya vidit that Etot budet rabotaet like nastoyaschy Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™!
Ty mozhet net verit Ya? Ya mozhet dokazyvaet Takoe:


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Vot Takoe! Teper verit? Etot est first lastochka, but ochen poluchilos! Teper Ya ponimaet - SPAM (Dr.Volz edition) est ochen silny mnogo polezny! Ya budet delaet Takoe more!

Net Tak!
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Etot picture prislat my uchenik. On bylo imeet dosada and aktivny position about Etot NET horosho for "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™" and for all Russian People!

Etot sample of "Net racionalny" and "Net kak Etot nado" use of "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™"!
If Russian People tak delaet with Etot, Etot NET budet polezny for Russian People! V next year Ya budet podrobny rasskazat about kak Russian People mozhet use "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™" bezopasny and ekonomny! Also Ya budet delaet glava v my book about Etot problemm.

Etot:
1. Lezhit without prismotr (na vidu)
2. Gryazny!
3. Ploski!
4. Net akkuratny!
5. Look kak Plohoe!
6. Podalshe Polozhish - Poblizhe Vozmyosh!

(Vozmozhny Etot est fake)
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Annual Bulletin
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"Laboratory of Zdorov, Zaryadka, Bogach and poznay Youself" opyat opublikovat "Annual Bulletin" with Pravda about Russian People.
(Etot opyat poluchilos, vopreki intrigue of NET PRAVDA DELAET POLITICS and FUNDAMENTALISTS)



33,4 percent of half Russian People - imeet cherny skin or potomki of Eti
14,8 - Kitaets
22,7 - Indeets
Others Udmurt, Muslim and Sery - imeet neopredelenny genny sklad.
Posledny part zhit v nedostupny places, Net imeet samostoyatelny podvizhny, Net imeet reaction na Spiritual Prisyadka and Net znaet about KAK USE VHS and MNOGO POLEZNY OF ETOT. Etot malo proizoshlo ot some NOT-SPIRITUAL PRIMATES.

Etot est real pravda about Russian People, wich Dr.Volz pomogaet with doctrine "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka".



Pomogaet (first step)
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Ya net budet teryaet time and right now Ya begin to podgotovit Russian People k vstrecha with Ya v next year.

1 Step - Etot budet izbavit Razumny chast of Russian People ot odin iz opasny national disease - CHIREY!
Nosit Takoe (more than 1) est nevospitanny neobrazovanny and nekulturny.

Etot (more than 1) nado udalyaet cherez aktivny nagibanie vpered and dumaet about horosho and NET dumaet about ETOT! Etot first.
Potom nado gluboko dyshit(mnogo time), smotrit, slyshit and dumaet about some polezny (VHS for example).
And NET mozhno trogaet ETOT or nado chistit tvoe hand with special poroshok (Ya rasskazhet about later).
Nado povtoryaet Takoe all zima every day (Weekend too. Mozhno malo otdyhaet v Christmas and Maslenitsa).

And next Year Ty budet vstrechaet Dr.Volz without Etot (or with 1 only). And Maly Deti too!

About PRAVDA and NET Takoe
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Zdravstvui!

Etot izvestny for all: My journal bylo suspended NET CHESTNY and WITHOUT SKAZHET RANO ABOUT!
Ya net znaet zachem exactly, but Ya dumaet Etot poluchaetsya was cherez Ya skazhet PRAVDA all time about all! And NET Boyatsya! Ya bylo rasskazhet PRAVDA Russian People about VHS and "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"!
Etot Net bylo horosho for nekotory! And Etot Nekotory delaet NET PRAVDA about PRAVDA of VHS, "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" and Dr.Volz! Skazhi Ya kto Takoe sdelaet if znaet about Etot. Ya net imeet obizhaetsya v Etot! Etot for znaet about only. If skazhet Takoe - budet poluchaet 2 "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" instead 0 or 1. Net nado boyatsya Takoe russian vzrosly strashny chelovek, nado verit Ya and poluchat 2 "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek"!

WARNING: If Ty znaet Takoe NET PRAVDA about Ya - NET verit Etot vzrosly chelovek, but govorit Ya about!(2 "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" stoit Takoe)
POMNIT: "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" waiting for Ty! Etot 100 only! Nado byt loyalty VHS and Dr.Volz Net zabyvaet about!
ALSO POMNIT: If kotory vzrosly chelovek skazat NET PRAVDA about Dr.Volz, nado skazhet Takoe: NET TAK! Etot polezny! And Takoe: "Ty Net znaet about polza of VHS? Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS Etot znachit for Ty? Ty hochet Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek? Need VHS!"

Now Ya imeet Takoe journal: http://lj.rossia.org/users/richard_volz/ (Etot for Vsegda byt!)
And Takoe: http://dr-volz.livejournal.com/ (Etot for udobny)

Mozhno pishet v Etot and Etot takzhe! Etot net razlichny!

Dr.Volz

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