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Zdravstvui! Etot about telefonny razgovor.

Bylo friday vecherny. Horoshy! Nikolay ochen radostny delaet telefonny zvonok v svoe friend Alexander for pogovorit. Alexander NET otvechaet. Nikolay delaet Takoe again - the same result. - Pochemu Takoe? - dumaet Nikolay and delaet Takoe again. Alexander NET otvechaet! - Nado pozvonit v Sergey! - dumaet Nikolay and delaet Takoe. Sergey NET otvechaet. Delaet Takoe once more - NET otvet.

Nikolay rasstroitsya. - Etot plohoe! - skazhet on and delaet mnogoe telefonny zvonok v Alexander, Sergey, Dmitry Ivanov, Dmitry Potapov, Egor, Alexey, Svetlana, Igor Sergeev, Zoya, Pavel Alexandrovich, Vladimir and Irina. NET otvet!

- Etot stupid! - zakrichit Nikolay and rasstroitsya.

V Etot time Nikolay poluchaet telefonny zvonok. Etot bylo friend Vasily. - Glupy Vasily! - podumat Nikolay, but otvetit and imeet dolgoe skuchny telefonny razgovor instead interesny.

Potom bylo mnogoe horoshy

Zdravstvui! Etot about automobilny probka.

Bylo vesna. Nikolay and Alexander ehat to rabota v car. Razlichny cars around! Mnogoe! Probka!

- Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! - skazhet Alexander. - Nado ehat mnogoe faster!
- Probka tut! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! - povtorit Alexander. - Opazdyvaet v rabota - Etot NET polezny!
- Ya know Etot! - skazhet Nikolay. - But probka NET pozvolit ehat faster.

Nekotory time (10 minutes) Nikolay and Alexander molchat.

- Etot too medlenny! - skazhet Alexander. - Rabota budet nachinaet cherez 20 minutes! Nado uspevaet!
- Nado! - otvetit Nikolay. - But Etot trudnoe because probka.

10 minutes Nikolay and Alexander smotrit forvard v probka.

- Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! - skazhet Alexander. - Nado ehat mnogoe faster!
- Probka tut! - skazhet Nikolay.

Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy novost!

One time Nikolay poluchit Horoshy Novost. Etot bylo vnezapny and ochen mnogoe horoshy.

- Kakoe Horoshy Etot Novost! - skazhet gromkoe Nikolay and ulybaetsya. - Etot vnezapny and neozhidanny!

Nikolay idti po ulitsa and radostny ulybaetsya, because Horoshy Novost. Ulitsa bylo sunny and krasivy.

- Pochemu Takoe radostny? - sprosit prohozhy.
- Because ochen otlichny! - otvetit Nikolay and prodolzhit svoe doroga.
- Pochemu ulybaetsya? - sprosit militsioner.
- Etot cherez Horoshy Novost! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Stop, Nikolay! - skazhet militsioner. - Kakoe Etot novost?

And Nikolay prishlos rasskazat about Horoshy Novost.

Zdravstvui! Etot about skolzky doroga.

Bylo zima and skolzky doroga because led. Alexander pokupat zimny kolesa and mnogoe radostny. Nikolay NET pokupat Takoe and silno ostorozhny.

- Ya mnogoe razumny! - skazhet Alexander. - Zimny kolesa - Etot bezopasny!
- Zimny kolesa - Etot horoshy, but dorogoe! - skazhet Nikolay and medlennoe poehat na rabota.
- Ya bogach! Zimny kolesa - Etot dostupnoe! - otvetit Alexander, poehat ochen silny bystroe and priehat v sugrob.

Nikolay opazdat na rabota, Alexander isportit novy car.

Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy palto!

Bylo teply leto! Nikolay poluchit v rabota mnogoe zarabotat dengi and mnogoe radostny.

- Teper Ya bogach! Ya budet mnogoe pokupaet! - skazhet Nikolay. - Etot mnogoe otlichny!
- Da, Takoe, Nikolay! - skazhet Alexander and ulybatsya.

Nikolay poyti v shop and kupit novy portfel. V drugoe shop, Nikolay pokupit radio and tv-set. Potom pokupit 2 novy shtany, gun and cartridges, hawaiian shirt and zolotoe ring and mnogoe drugoe.

- Stop Nikolay! - zakrichat Alexander and mnogoe razumny. - Zima skoroe! Nado teply palto! Amerikansky palto samy horoshy. NET nado spend dengi v glupoe!
- Glupy! - skazhet Nikolay, zasmeyatsya and pokupit xBox and iPad.
- Ty idiot! - skazhet Alexander and Ya NET budet druzhit s Ty more!

Potom nastupilo zima. Nikolay NET imeet teply palto and mnogoe holodny. Nikolay pobezhit v Alexander house and pechalny.

- Alexander! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Mnogoe holodny! Pomogay!

And Alexander pomog.

Zdravstvui! Etot about VHS-machine!

Nikolay bylo sidit v lavochka near svoe dom. Use nekotory alcohol and smotret vpered. Vpered ehat trmvay and Nikolay smotrit v Etot NET vnimatelnoe. Tramvay uehat, but Nikolay ostavaetsya and sidit. After nekotory time Nikolay vzdohnut and uhodit, but v tomorrow Nikolay sidit v Etot lavochka again. Sometimes Nikolay holodny, sometimes zharky, sometimes mokry, sometimes piany but always skuchny.

NET nado Takoe everyday, Nikolay! Nado use VHS-machine!

Zdravstvui! Etot about Posevnaya!

Nastupilo teply pogoda and mnogoe Russki Chelovek vyshel v ulitsa for Posevnaya. Mnogoe sunny around! NET krupny birds krasivy and gromkoe pesnya! Ochen horoshy and mnogoe trudolubivy! But odin Russki Chelovek NET poyti v Posevnaya. Etot - Nikolay. Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and tihoe inside. Mnogoe Russki Chelovek NET spokoyny! - Pochemu Takoe - NET Nikolay v Posevnaya? Pochemu tihoe v Nikolay's dom?

- Nikolay! - skazhet mnogoe Russki Chelovek. - Posevnaya polezny! Nado vyhodit!
- Ya NET mozhet idti v Posevnaya right now! Ya smotrit VHS about Etot! - otvetit Nikolay.
- Nado NET smotrit VHS, but idti v Posevnaya with us! - skazhet Sergey (Russki Nikolay's Druh)
- Ya budet prihodit v Posevnaya tomorrow! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Etot glupy!
- NET Takoe!

V next day Nikolay vyhodit v Posevnaya and delaet Etot bystry and samy horoshy.

Zdravstvui! Etot about Vitaminny tea!

Vitaminny tea ochen mnogoe polezny and vkusny! Etot NET secret. Prostoe for prigotovit Takoe and NET dorogoe.

Delaet Takoe:
1. Sobiraet polezny trava
2. Dobavlyaet kipyatok
3. Enjoy!

Nikolay ochen lubit Etot and use Takoe everyday. Mnogoe zdorov and horoshy forma. One time Sergey (Nikolay's friend. Russki) poprobovat Vitaminny tea and ochen mnogoe polubit Etot.

- Ya budet delaet Takoe mnogoe! - zakrichit Sergey and pobezhat v svoe dom. - Ochen, ochen silny mnogoe!
- Stop, Sergey! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ya hochet skazhet Ty polezny!

But Sergey NET slyshit razumny, because daleko. V svoe dom Sergey sdelat bochka with Vitaminny tea. And vypit mnogoe of Etot. And v next day too. After nekotory time Vitaminny tea - NET vkusny and NET polezny, because prokislo.

Hochet znaet more about Vitaminny tea? Chitaet novy book "All About Polezny"!

Zdravstvui! Etot korotenky story about snegovik. Etot for maly deti.

Bylo zima. Mnogoe snow around! Molodoe boy Andrew (Russki) sozdal bolshoe otlichny Snegovik. And radostny!

- Kakoe Etot snegovik otlichny! - skazhet Andrew. - Ya budet delaet Takoe mnogoe!
- Nado idti v svoe dom spat, Andrew! Ty sdelaet novy Snegovik tomorrow after shkola! - skazhet Zoya Nikolaevna.
- NET Takoe, Zoya Nikolaevna! - skazhet Andrew. - Ya budet delaet Snegovik right teper!

Zoya Nikolaevna poyti v svoe dom spat, but Andrew NET Takoe. Andrew nachinat delaet novy Snegovik, but very ustaly and temnoe night around. Snegovik NET poluchatsya! NET otlichny!

V next day Andrew opazdat v shkola and poluchit plohoe otmetka!

Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret - Chelovek lubit razlichny udivitelny and NET obychny. - Etot udivitelny! - govorit razlichny Chelovek and obradovanny. - Etot obychny! - govorit another Chelovek and delatsya skuchny around. Teper NET bolshoe rasskaz about.

One time Anatoly (Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) idti v svoe rabota and vidit stranny door. Etot stary and gryazny. Anatoly interesny and delaet try to otkryvaet Etot, but door closed krepkoe.

V next day Anatoly pokazat Udivitelny door svoe friend Nikolay.

- Etot Udivitelny! - skazhet Anatoly. - But krepkoe closed. Nado otkryvaet Etot!
- Da Takoe! Udivitelny! - otvetit Nikolay - But vozmozhy Etot opasny! NET nado otkryvaet! Nado idti lovit fish with Ya, because horoshy pogoda!
- Etot obychny! - skazhet Anatoly and Nikolay poyti lovit fish.

Anatoly dolgoe dumat (about month or more Takoe) and staraetsya and poluchaet otkryt Udivitelny door. And nahodit inside skuchnoe gryazny, NET udivitelny and obychny. And empty.

Nikolay nahodit some udivitelny and NET obychy v reka and poymat mnogoe krupny fish too. And radostny ulybaetsya.

Zdravstvui! Etot about mnogoe polezny of svezhy oxygen!

Nikolay and Sergey - Etot dvoe friends. Russki.

Nikolay - imeet horoshy rabota and prozhivat v downtown of bolshoe gorod. V Moskva. Imeet mnogoe imet: horoshy car, novy VHS-machine, krasivy wife, divan from Ikea and mnogoe novy suits. - Moe life ochen silny otlichny! - skazhet Nikolay. And Nikolay prav.

Sergey - Etot prozhivat v forest, but imeet mnogoe imet too. Takoe like Nikolay and MNOGOE SVEZHY OXYGEN! Etot because forest around.

- Kakoe Etot otlichny - Svezhy Oxygen! - skazhet Sergey and ulybaetsya. Ty, Nikolay NET imeet Takoe!
- Da Takoe. - skazhet Nikolay. - But Ya prozhivaet v downtown! Etot interesnoe!
- Downtown - sucks! - skazhet Sergey and poyti v svoe dom.

After odin year Svegy Oxygen v Etot forest zakonchitsya, cherez plohoe ecology. Sergey NET dovolny.

Nikolay pokupit conditioner.


Etot zayats

Zdravstvui! Etot about zakon!
One day Nikolay (Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) nadoest rabotaet regularnoe and on Skazhet Takoe: "Mnogoe nadoelo! NET budet delaet Takoe more!" And STOP rabotaet at all! Nadevat Novy suit and hodit v radostny progulka.

- NET Takoe, Nikolay! - skazhet horoshee druh-rabochy. - Nado rabotaet! After Etot vozmozhy use nekotory alcohol! Come with Ya v rabotaet for regularnoe!
- Glupy! Rabotaet skuchny! Kakoe krasivy and sunny around! Smotri Kakoe novy suit! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti v svoe way radostny.
- Stop, Nikolay! - skazhet Milicioner-Sergeant Alexander. - Ty NET rabotaet! If Takoe - Ty budet idti v jail! Hochet Etot?
- NET Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and pechalny.

V next utro Nikolay poyti v rabotaet again, because NET hochet idti v jail.

- Pochemu Etot, Doctor Volz? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot NET horoshy!
- Etot because Takoe zakon! - otvetit Ya.



Russki pole

Zdravstvui! Etot about Mnogoe Horoshy!

Mnogoe razny Chelovek hochet poluchaet horoshy and priyatny! "Horoshy and Priyatny - Etot samy luchshy! Etot horoshy way to be Radostny!" - govorit Takoe Chelovek. Polezny Takoe or NET? Etot NET Takoe prosto! Teper korotenky story about.

Sergey Vladimirov mnogoe rabotat and silny ustavat. And poluchat NET bolshoe zarplata. Ochen grustny all time.

- Pochemu Takoe: Mnogoe rabotat and maloe dengi? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov. - Maybe Ya need delaet something completely different? And Etot budet Pomogaet Ya?
- Nado to try VHS! Etot completely different! - skazhet Ya.

Sergey Vladimirov start to use VHS regularny and poluchit krupny summa of dengi. Teper Sergey Vladimirov poluchat mnogoe Horoshy and Priyatny and Radostny every day.

Drugoe Russki Chelovek - Nikolay imeet the same situation and pechalny.

- Ya budet waiting for Horoshy TERPELIVY! - skazhet Nikilay and start to terpet.

After nekotory time Nikolay poluchit krupny summa of dengi too. Teper radostny like Sergey Vladimirov.

- Pochemu Takoe, Dr. Volz? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov and NET Radostny more. - Pochemu Nikolay poluchaet Takoe without delaet something for Etot? Pochemu Ya NET Radostny more?

- NET nado zaviduet! - skazhet Ya.

One time Nikolay wake up rannee utro and imeet horoshee and vesely mood! Pochistit teeth, sdelaet prichesat hair and poyti v progulka. Idti and ulybaetsya because horoshy mood. And poet pesnya.

After odin hour vidit mnogoe chelovek on svoe way. Etot mnogoe bespokoiny. Silno krichit and serdity. Sometimes somebody poluchaet v morda and NET dovolny.

- Etot stranny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Zachem Takoe mnogoe?
- Etot NET tvoy sobachy delo! - skazhet mnogoe chelovek and prodolzhat krichit.

Nikolay's mood mnogoe isportit, but Nikolay NET stal dozhidaetsya poluchaet v morda and poyti v svoe dom spat.

And mood stalo horoshee again.

Zdravstvui! Etot about Russki sputnik!

Ya kupit Takoe Sputnik on flea market NET davno. Stary, but like new. Etot delaet mnogoe uyut in my dom, but my friend Nikolay NET dovolny Etot.

- Zachem Takoe stary Sputnik? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot NET razumny pokupka! Nado pokupaet novy razny!
- Etot stary, but horoshy! - otvetit Ya.
- Etot NET vozmozhny! Novy - horoshy, Stary - NET rabotaet! - skazhet Nikolay.
- VHS - stary, but polezny! Rabotaet! Takoe? - skazhet Ya. - Glupy building - novy, but NET polezny!
- Da, Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and udivlyenny.

V next day Nikolay pokupat the same Sputnik.

Zdravstvui! Korotenky story about Etot.

Ya nahodit Takoe and udivlenny! Takoe? Pochemu Etot? Polezny or NET Takoe? Mnogoe vopros.

- Ty znaet about? - sprosit Ya my Russki friend Nikolay.
- Da, Takoe! - otvetit Nikolay. - Each Russki Vzrosly Chelovek znaet Etot!
- Skazhet Ya about Etot - poprosit Ya.

Nikolay delaet try, but NET poluchitsya. NET ponyatny.

- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay. - Ya znaet Etot, but NET poluchitsya to explain.

Polezny?

Zdravstvui! Etot about hobby.
Nikolay - Etot ochen mnogoe lubit lovit fish! Etot Takoe hobby. Nikolay lovit fish and ulybatsya, because Etot mnogoe priyatny.

- Etot samy horoshy! - skazhet Nikolay and ulybatsya again. - Ya ochen lubit spend all moe time v lovit fish! Etot interesny!
- Etot NET prinosit polza! - skazhet prohozhy. - Ty spend tvoe time to glupy! - If Ty zabluditsya in forest, kakoe polza Ty poluchaet v "lovit fish"?
- Ya budet nahodit reka, lovit fish and NET umirat cherez golod! - skazhet Nikolay and prodolzhit lovit fish.
- OK! - skazhet prohozhy. - If Ty poluchaet v morda from huligan, kakoe polezny v tvoe "lovit fish"?

Nikolay zadumatsya and NET znaet otvet.

Prohozhy poyti v svoe way.

Takoe?

Zdravstvui! Etot about razlichny colors!

One time Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and poest sup. Sup - Etot vkusny! Nikolay ulybatsya and syt.

- Kakoe Etot vkusny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Samy horoshy!
- Da, Takoe! Vkusny! - skazhet otvet Tamara. - But NET samy horoshy! Samy horoshy - Etot krasny sup!
- NET Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay. - Etot NET vozmozhny, because KRASNY - Etot NET priyatnoe color!
- Ya lubit krasnoe! - skazhet Tamara and poyti v magazin.
- STOP, Tamara! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Siny - Etot my favorit color!
- Etot NET vozmozhny Takoe - siny sup. Glupoe! - skazhet Tamara and uhodit away.

Nikolay dolgoe dumat and pozvonit v svoe druh Sergey Vladimirovich.

- Kakoe color samy horoshy? - sprosit Nikolay.
- Etot krasny! - skazhet Sergey Vladimirovich and povesit trubka.

Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret: vegetables - polezny! If Ty budet use Etot regularny - mnogoe zdorov! Etot Takoe? Chitaet v TUT!

Bylo zima. Svetlana (russki) sidit v svoe dom and est vkusny vegatable. - Etot Takoe polezny! - skazhet Takoe and poest bolshoe piece of vegetable. - If Ty poest Etot - budet mnogoe zdorov!

Mnogoe friends of Svetlana poyti v progulka.

- Svetlana, come with us! - skazhet friends. - V Tut mnogoe polezny svezhy oxygen! And krasivy!
- Ya imeet mnogoe vegetables! Etot much more polezny! - otvetit Svetlana and poest one more.

- Svetlana! Nado idti smotrit novy VHS! - skazhet Nikolay! - Mnogoe of tvoe friends delaet Takoe!
- Vegetables much horoshy! - skazhet Svetlana.

- Teper zima! - skazhet Sergey Nikolaev. - Etot VHS-time! Nado delaet samodelny VHS-machine with Ya! Ya imeet popularny scheme of Etot polezny device!
- VHS - sucks! - skazhet Svetlana and poluchaet v morda.

After odin year...



Hochet znat more? Chitaet novy book "All About polezny"!

Zdravsvui! Etot about Nikolay and stary dog.

Bylo utrenny pogoda. Stary dog poest mnogoe korm and otdyhaet. Etot ochen mnogoe staroe davno dog! Tolsty and lazy.

And umny. Etot otdyhaet, but mnogoe gromky noise vnezapny! Etot pyany Nikolay. Etot gromkoe razgovarivat and delaet some drugoe noise. Ochen NET spokoiny! Stary dog mnogoe rugat Nikolay and pokusaet. And Nikolay poity v svoe dom spat.

V drugoe time Nikolay pyany and delaet gromky and bestolkovy noise again and stary dog pokusaet Nikolay again. - Pochemu Takoe? - dumat Nikolay. - Pochemu kusaet again? But NET otvet, because stary dog otdyhat.

V zavtra Nikolay nadevat novy kostum and trezvy and molchat, but stary dog pokusaet Nikolay again and Nikolay reshit that stary dog - tupoe and zlobny.

Takoe?

P.S. Etot interesny: pepelnitsa v vide karas!

Zdravstvui! Etot about kino.

Ya and my Russki friend Nikolay smotrit Russki kino. Etot mudry and duhovny. Ya lubit Etot kino, but Nikolay NET dovolny at all.

- Zachem we spend mnogoe time for Etot skuchny and maloe colors kino on VHS? Nado idti and poluchaet novy otlichny american kino! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Smotrit vnimatelny, Nikolay, - skazhet Ya. - Smotrit and tiho for ponimaet all polezny of Etot!

Nikolay smotrit nekotory time, but NET terpit and poity for use some Dekorativny Hleb and propustit SAMY INTERESNY!

- Etot NET polezny! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Etot NET polezny because Ty - NET imeet terpit and propustit Samy Interesny! - skazhet Ya.

Zdravstvui! Etot story about razlichny and postoyanny.

- Etot zimny den! Kakoe solnechny and horoshy! - skazhet Nikolay. - Today Ya budet sidit v svoe dom and smotrit TV! And use some alcohol!
- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Svetlana. - Ty sidit v svoe dom and smotrit TV everyday. And use alcohol too! Today mnogoe solnechny and nado use lyzhy and some sportivny!
- Ya delaet Takoe because Etot postoyanny! Etot budet prinosit polza after nekotory time! If Ty NET delaet something postoyanny - Ty NET poluchaet opyt and polezny practic!
- Ya dumaet that Ty - NET pravilnoe! Etot glupy! Ty - idiot! - skazhet Svetlana and use some alcohol.
- NET Takoe! Etot - razumny - skazhet Nikolay and Svetlana soglasitsya.

After nekotory time Etot and Etot poluchat some opyt.

Kakoe Ty dumaet pravilny: RAZLICHNY or POSTOYANNY?

Zdravstvui! Etot about Hleb.

Nikolay - Etot lubit mnogoe Hleb.

- Hleb - Etot samoe vkusny! - skazhet Nikolay and poest bolshoe piece of Hleb. - Etot mnogoe polezny too!
- NET Takoe, Nikolay! - zakrichit Sergey. - Hleb - Etot vkusny, but for polezny nado use Etot with mnogoe butter! - skazhet Takoe and zabirat Nikolay's Hleb.
- Butter - Etot sucks! - skazhet Nikolay and NET otdavat svoe Hleb.
- NET Takoe!
- Etot!!!
And mnogoe rugaet each other and somebody poluchaet v morda.

Mnogoe time Etot and Etot NET friends and NET govorit.

- Pochemu Sergey Takoe idiot, Dr.Volz? - sprosit Nikolay.
- Hleb without butter - Etot sucks, Dr.Volz? Takoe? - sprosit Segey.
- NET nado mnogoe rugaet, - skazhet Ya. - Use Dekorativny Hleb for vzrosly Chelovek, my friends!

And stalo horoshy!

Zdravstvui! Etot about NET razborchivy pocherk.

Mnogoe hochet - Malo poluchaet...

Nikolay - Etot dobry and vzrosly Russki Chelovek. Horoshy, but imeet NET razborchivy pocherk and cherez Etot imeet mnogoe NET priyatny.

- Ty pishet NET ponyatny! - skazat Anatoly and smeyatsya.
- Etot Takoe pocherk! - otvechat Nikolay.
- Etot OCHEN SILNY PLOHOE! - skazat Vladimir Alexeev and rasserditsya.
- Ya ochen silny staratsya! - otvechat Nikolay and rasstroitsya.
- Ty nado idti v shkola and obuchaet pishet! - sovet Zoya. - Etot NET razborchivy!
- Ya vzrosly Russki Chelovek! - otvechat Nikolay. - Ya too old for shkola!

Nikolay ochen silny stradat. "Pochemu Takoe pocerk? Etot NET spravedlivy Takoe!", - dumat Nikolay.

One time Nikolay reshat: "Ya budet ispravit svoe pocherk!" And delat mnogoe trudny exercises, but without horoshy result.

- Kakoe Ya dolzhen delaet, Dr.Volz?! Etot NET razborchivy at all!
- VHS-machine! Kogda zima! - otvetit Ya and byl prav.

Zdravstvuy! Etot about Like-buttons!

Teper Etot: Etot NET secret - Takoe razumny buttons delaet Etot mnogoe horoshy.
Press v Etot and Ty budet poluchaet Dekorativny Hleb For Vzrosly Chelovek bez dengi!
And prinosit mnogoe polezny v svoe narodnost!
Mnogoe LIKE - Mnogoe Bogach&Zdorov!

Spasibo!



UPDATE: Takoe POLEZNY-Button pridumat moe Druh  qtuzov! Nado Takoe!

Zdravstvui! Etot about dalny doroga.

Takoe NET secret: dalny doroga - Etot NET prostoe at all!

One time Nikolay dolgoe time hodit. Dalny doroga. Ustavat ochen mnogoe silny, but NET sdatsya and prodolzhit pohodka! Trudny, but mnogoe reshitelny and otvazhny! Only vpered! Takoe!

- Pochemu Takoe VPERED? - sprosit Svetlana (Etot Russki girl. Vstrechaet Nikolay and udivitelnoe.) - Nado mnogoe otdyhaet! Mnogoe only vpered - Etot NET polezny!
- Only vpered! - skazhet Nikolay and bystroe uhodit.

V next time Nikolay vstretit Olga. Etot much more krasivy and razumny than Svetlana. But udivitelny too.

- NET VPERED, Nikolay! - skazhet Olga. - Etot bezumny! Tut horoshy!
- NET Takoe! - otvetit Nikolay and idti v dalny doroga.

Dolgoe idti, but one time vidit Takoe: Antonina. Etot privlekatelny ochen silnoe.

- STOP! - skazhet Antonina. - NET VPERED! Nado otdyhaet mnogoe TUT!
- Etot NET vozmozhny! Dalny doroga! - skazhet Nikolay and uhodit.

1. Pochemu Takoe?
2. Nikolay razumny?
3. Svetlana razumny?
4. Olga razumny?
5. Antonina razumny?


Etot Takoe test for razumny Chelovek!



P.S.: Mnogoe Takoe Ty budet ponimaet v novy book "All About polezny"!

Zdravstvui! Etot about glupy Twitter!
Etot sdelaet mnogoe bessmyslenny zapis TUT! Ya NET davat soglasit ETOT! Proizvolny!
Ya budet staraet NET pozvolit Takoe more!
Ya prosit mnogoe prostit Ya for Etot NET Polezny

P.S.: Ty dumaet Takoe: Dr.Volz - idiot? NET Takoe!

Zdravstvui! Etot about Vecherny Progulka.

Ya always bylo dumat that Vecherny Progulka - ochen mnogoe horoshy! Svezhy oxygen, sportivny, spokoyny and priyatny. Chitaet Etot story and delaet razumny vyvod.

Bylo teploe pogoda. Nikolay and Svetlana (Russki) smotrit tv and ispolzovat alcohol. Bylo den, potom stalo vecherny time.

- Kogda vecherny time nastupat, horoshy delaet Vecherny Progulka together! - skazat Nikolay, vypit some alcohol and ulybaetsya. - Etot romantichny! Krasivy sky! Stars!
- Samy horoshy - Etot kogda svetly den! And solnechny! - otvetit Svetlana and zasnut.

Nikolay dolgoe time bylo rasskazyvat about Polezny of vecherny progulka, but Svetlana NET slyshat Nikolay because mnogoe spat. V skoroe time Nikolay zasnut too.

Zdravstvui!

Teper nekotory pictures!
Kakoe Ty schitaet Etot?


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